Bathy and Andie

The place for Potter, Avengers and Heath Ledger-references (along with a few silly things)


a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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  • jason derulo's senior quote probably: jason derulo


i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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